Hey, guys, we’re The Dos Imbeciles! And welcome to the first episode
of Review Shit AG: We view it.
AC: Review Shit! Yeah. Today’s movie is.. Krishna Cottage [CRAPPY MUSIC] So, the things you need to watch out for
in this movie are.. #1: A spirit.. #2: An unfinished book.. #3: A cottage.. #4: Snow.. Not Jon Snow. But still, a lot of snow. #5: Sohail khan.. No, bro two Sohail Khans. Fuck! So, this is a horror movie. AC: A horror movie, you say?
AG: Yeah. Conjuring is a horror movie The Exorcist is a horror movie Krishna Cottage is also a horror movie Tum leti ho? Haan, Kabir ki So, let’s start messing with your brains Like the movie messed with ours. So, this movie features an unfinished book that contains nine and-a-half love stories. Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you nine and-a-half love strories Nine and half??? [Expressionless Surprise] Tum leti ho? Haan, Kabir ki The professor, who wrote this book had the opinion it was haunted. So, he told no one to read it. Why the fuck did he write it, then? No fuking idea. So, now,
the protagonist of the movie, Manav.. AC: That is Sohail Khan..
AG: Sohail Khan.. …comes back from America. That too,
to get engaged to his girlfriend when they are in college. Yeah, you heard it right. AC: In college!
AG: In college! Kahan?
Iski engagement mein Ae Shanti, batana! Yes, we’re getting engaged tonight And this is how
Manav’s friends reacted when they heard the news. Bhai, I’m getting engaged. AG: Bro, congrats, bro! Congrats! Congats!
AC: Thank you. You know kuchh karna hai life mein, huh? And this is how, normally,
best friends would react. Bhai, I am getting engaged. What? Tu.. Kya baat kar raha hai? Tu thik toh hai?
Tera dimaag sahi toh hai? Nahi pata, bhai! Bhhaahahaaaaaa [Dono paagal hai saale] And now, we get to see
the first superheroic thing in the movie. Manav, apparently becomes The Flash. And I’m the fastest man alive. And I’m the only one, fast enough.. Disha! And now, we see the scene from where George R.R.Martin
got the idea for “The Wall” Yes! [The East Watch shatters even without the Ice Dragon] And then they arrive at a cottage which is supposedly haunted by a low quality
CGI curtain face. Now, we see the unfinished book
finishing their victims. So, basically,
every student’s nightmare come true Another unique thing
about this movie is that everyone can literally
finish a huge book within a few minutes. Every student’s dream come true. So, the first victim dies. What did just happen? I don’t know, Her head simply gets stuck into the wall. Just like.. Just like a penis getting stuck into a vagina. Tum leti ho? Haan, Kabir ki So, now, what will you do if I ask you
specifically not to do something? Kuchh nahi. Kuchh nahi.
Actually, woh book… Woh book mat padhna, Kabir I would do it. [More crappy music] So, now, we see that
that the ghost can.. Supernatural fans steer clear. …shapeshift. AC: Then, after a few deaths..
AG: And a lot of shitty scenes later.. AC: And we mean a lot.
AG: Yeah. [Shitty scenes continue] Meri baat maan. [This is a whole new level of shitty] LOL !!! [Yet these shitty scenes never seem to end] [Sab chutiye baloon leke nacho!] And what dafuq kind of dance is this? I mean… Just look at them!!! Choreography hai ya chutiyagraphy??? Tum leti ho? Haan, Kabir ki. …we finally come to the conclusion that Disha was the ghost. Who’s Disha? She’s apparently the first girl
to be friendzoned by a guy. Yeah, so? So, just never friendzone a girl coz she’ll come back
and haunt you in your next life. Humara rishta
kuchh aur hi ho chuka hai, Amar. We both love each other. Dekho, Disha dosti se badhke aur pyar se kam
bhi ek eishta hota hai. Jo mera aur tumhara rishta hai. I’m… I-I’m sorry. So, this Disha was crazy for Manav in their previous lives but they died in an avalanche. [Avalanche] And now, to get rid of Disha Manav either had to die
at the exact same spot where he died in his previous life or.. Agar tumhari [i.e. Shanti] aur Manav ki kundli
judd jayegi And finally, when Disha gets
what she’s always wanted she decided not to take it. And then, after few invisible letters
and blah blah and shit we come to the end of the movie. Tum leti ho? Haan, Kabir ki Thank you for watching, guys. AG: I’m Anwesh.
AC: And I’m Anurag AG: Like this video if you’ve actually liked this video.
AC: And put a comment in the comments section if you want us to do a review
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AC: And subscribe to our channel Definitely subscribe to our channel! Thank you, once again. We’ll meet you next time. Tum leti ho? Haan, kabir ki