The octopus looks good! Yes, but I prefer fish. Are you ready to order? Waiter! We’re ready to order.
May we? Wow!
You’re ready to order! I was anxiously waiting
for this moment. You’re ready. Well done!
What an accomplishment! -Did we take too long?
-No! Not at all! No way! I’m here for you to order
whenever you want. I couldn’t go home
before you ordered your food. Your wish is my command. Can I have the fish
with passion fruit sauce, please? The lady wants fish
with passion fruit sauce on top! How wonderful! And what do you want to drink?
Or aren’t you drinking? A Coke, please. The young man wants a Coke. A little Coke!
How do you want your Coke? What do you want on top?
Lime ice cream? Do you want a lime float? Why are you being so rude? “Why am I being rude?”,
asked the lady! You’re being
a little sarcastic. A little sarcastic? Me? No! I don’t know
what sarcasm is, bro! Could you get the manager? Of course I can get the manager!
That’s all I needed! I’m sure he’s dying to listen
to your complaints. I’ll just go get him,
your majesty. Lucio, come here. Let me introduce my friends
to you. Oh, no!
They’re so lovely! If you’ll excuse me.
Thank you very much. Bye. What it is? The waiter was being rude to us.
He was sarcastic. You don’t say! Really?
He was sarcastic to you? Tell me more.
Who was he rude to? Was he rude to you, ma’am?
What a punk! So rude! You too!
Why are you all so rude? I’m sorry. Everything started
with the bartender. He was sarcastic with me,
I answered sarcastically and, since then,
we’re all sarcastic. It’s like a virus. I’m sorry. Poor thing!
Who’s the cry baby? Does it hurt? Poor thing!
It’s okay now. It’s okay! Honey, don’t be like them.
Don’t be rude. I’m sorry, captain!
I only do what you tell me. In fact, you should all listen
to the captain, the sergeant. Why? Because I’m a submissive
and quiet woman. I’m sorry! I just follow
your orders, captain. I’m sorry. Honey, I didn’t mean that.
You can do whatever you want. You know that everyone loves
how you talk and how you are. You’re unique, unmatchable,
incomparable, fun. Marrying you was the best decision
I made in life. We got married!
What an epic wedding! It was “the” wedding! No, c’mon! The honeymoon
with the never-ending sex! We didn’t stop for a minute. Not to mention
the multiple orgasms! You still haven’t subscribed
to Backdoor on YouTube? You’re so unique and original! Be careful not subscribe
by accident, watch all the videos
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